An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home.
“Just think,” the old man says, “we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago.”
“Well,” the old woman snickers, “what do you say — should we get naked?”
The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table. “You know, honey,” the little old woman says slyly, “My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago.”
“I’m not surprised,” replies the old man. “One’s in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!” 
Southern Funny 