Tag Archives: Old Lady

Multiple Flatulations

An old woman goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 10 times since I’ve been here, … Continue reading

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Steamy Breakfast

An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home. “Just think,” the old man says, “we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago.” “Well,” the old woman snickers, “what do you … Continue reading

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The Elderly Lady and the Nursing Home

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at … Continue reading

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